Looking out for a technology "Doer" (because I can't take this shit) for an internet start-up.

I am (no we as of now) looking for technology co-founder (cool tag huh!) Interested to be part of a new start-up company(no ltds pvts orgs yet) based out of Bangalore(the I.T Shit of India).

What is expected out u:
1. Surprise me!
2. Absorb the idea/plans of the business (no stealing but steal from others) and make a pro website up and running(no WP joomla business here).
3. Skills set: HTML5 Php JQuery Phython/Ruby wiki (considering the fact that you already know C/C Java HTMLCSS Photoshop)
4. Optional: Collective Intelligence Machine Learning Decision tree algorithm (dont ask me why this is used for).
5. A Basic understanding of India online commerce and Indian online consumers system. (Start with your grocery shop next door first move to supermarket malls and then see whats happening in Indian online market).
6. Got some idea about various start-ups and founders running around the web and your online eco-system(yeah I am talking about all the karts marts and %$@#&^s).
6. Willing to be part of marketing fundraising socializing promotional blogging surveying data entry cooking sweeping (ignore last comes as default).
7. Willing to be part of a very constructive open discussion (no scheduled meeting and no dog fights).

Qualification:
1. Failed n-number of times in starting-up something - minimum 1.
2. School/College Drop/doing Intern/looking for part-time/jobless/prior start-up experience - preferred (with the above kidding).
3. No Serious guys (because I am not looking for a partner like me) willing to work over a drink and loud music (provided you sit on a four legged chair).
4. Willing to take risk(If you read till here then there are no risk beyond this).

What I can offer:
1. Salary: We are no Facebook or Google or Adobe. (So dont expect anything for a living initially).
2. Office: De-centralized working. (Read as: You need to find your own office we are not rich).
3. Designation: CEO... Dont have high hopes.
4. Share option: Yes (you can have some hopes here)
5. Reimbursements - Mobile(not for that calls made to your GF) Broadband (* - did you see a star here).

Interested then do the following:
1. Share your user name in one of the following platforms - (I am not a CIDs so you can trust me.)
2. Or mail me - mailmearun06 at (yeah! I too hate this email id.)
3. Or Call me - (...)

About me:
1. I am the next Jack Dorsey Mark Zuckerberg.
2. The next Steve Job.
3. not over... and the next Indian Sachin Bansali.

On a serious note - A simBle guy from down south with 6 yrs of IT experience with one dream - Bring some chnge the way Indian use online and help them.